let's laugh

Boy:tandaan mu lhat ng sa2bihin ko dhil imp0rtante ito?
Girl: ok anu ba sasabhin mu??
Boy:ahmmm',' mahal na mahal kita lagi m0ng tandaan na andito lng aq, lagi sa tabi mu...!!
Boy: anu natandaan mu bA?? 

Girl: (kinilig) ah oo naman,
Boy: good pakisabi yan sa bestfriend mu, ahH. Tnx!!

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3 L0LAs sa M0DERN0NG PANAH0N ..
L0LA 1: baw kasakit man likod ko praktis street dancing a, cramping abi amun new steps..
L0LA 2: ako gani sakit mata ko hampang crossfire kag open ka fb ko..
L0LA 3: mayad pa kamu, ako gani hu, sakit hita ko sa padol sa frat namun.. hahaha..

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Anak umuwi ng bahay....

anak: nay, pinptwag kau sa skul!
nay: bakit? my ginwa kn namang katarantaduhan?
anak: ako ba? baka ikaw, ikw nga pinapatawag dba?

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TEACHER:
magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki nyo, sasabihin nyo:
"wow si dodong police na,
 wow si inday teacher na,
 wow si tomas doctor na,

JUAN: wow si mam!
PATAY NA..
TEACHER: umupo ka.. wag kang sasali!

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Teacher: ok class, only Juan got 99/100...
Juan: oha! Ano kau ngaun?! Mamundok nlang kau! 

Magtanim nlang kau ng kamote mga bobo! 

Mga walang pnag aralan, mga ubod ng tanga!

Bkit hndi p kau mgpakamatay?!

Teacher: the rest got 100..

.basag. .wahaha.

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Sa party, nilapitan ng isang gwapong lalaki ang isang babaeng nkaupo sa isang tabi :

Lalaki : sasayaw ka ba ?

tuwang tuwa ang babae at tumayo..

babae : oo, sasayaw ako!

lalaki : hay salamat! paupo ako ah? :)))

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Juan:bkt my tali k s paa?

Pdr0:gs2 q ng m2tay,mgb2gti aq!

Juan:bkt s paa? dpt s leeg!

Pdr0:cnubukan q n s leEg knina.

hnd aq mkahinga eh,.

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N0EL: ippangalan

ko s aking anak

"LE0N" baliktad ng

N0EL.

NIN0: skin "0NIN"

baliktad ng NINO.

T0T0: wg ny0

ak0ng maisali-sali jan s usapan ny0!

hehe =]

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1 bata,ngpass ng blank pper s art tcher..

Teacher: bkt blank ang work m?

Bata: ngdrowng po aq ng baka at damo.

Teacher: (tningnn ang ppel) san ang damo?

Bata: ubos npo,kinain ng baka.

Teacher: (kamot s ulo) e nsn ung baka?

Bata: ano p ga2wn ng baka jn e wla ng damo? sympre umalis n. common sense nmn mam!ü

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Anak: nay galing ng titser ko.
Nay: bakit namn?
Anak: tinuruan kami ng kagandahang asal
Lola: e d marunong ka ng gumalang at mag-PO at OPO?
Anak:Natural! tanga ka Ba? hmmp...

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sabi ng hangin mabait ka daw
sabi ng dagat malambing ka daw
sabi ng ilog at bundok cute ka daw
tama nga ang hinala ko...

sira na ang kalikasan,

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hinahanap ng mga NPA sina Juan, pedro at berting
Nagtago sila sa sako sa bodega ng kamote

NPA: san n kaya sila? hmm.. baka nagtatago lang ang mga yun dito
Sinipa ang sako 1
Juan: meow meow
NPa: Pusa lang pala
Sinipa ang sako 2
Pedro: arf ! arf !
NPA: aso lang pala
Sinipa pang sako 3
Berting; tahimik walang reaksyon
Sinipa ulit yung sako 3
Berting: wala ulit reaksyon
Sinipa ng sinipa ang sako 3
Berting: tang ina naman oh!! kamote ako..
wala akong sound!!!

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young marriage

 Why do young people get married at an early age? We are always searching a partner to be together forever, and share the life, but some people search for it too young. There are many causes to get married at an early age, but this time I will only show you the most common ones.The principal and most common cause is pregnancy. Most of the time when a couple has sexual relationships without any kind of protection is because they are too young and do not have much information about that. Families prefer to keep appearances, and they force them to get married.Another cause is the presence of false expectations. It is that we always search security, protection, and confidence; and young people think that they will have those things in a marriage. The couple thinks that living together will be easy and they will have a good marriage. Many people also think that by having a marriage they could have a better life.Finally, another cause can be a hasty marriage. The couple gets married without having enough knowledge about the other, and conflicts are created when living together. Or they find that it was not what they really expected in a couple.Young people get married at an early age for many reasons and the most common are pregnancy, false expectations, and a hasty marriage. Exist more reasons, but those are the principal ones. Young couples should think better before doing that.

dating

  Dating is also called  the "Games of Love" being played between men and women.These games give the most emotional hurtful sting that brings quite a wound to the heart. One of the games is the "Calling Game." Women often ask, "Should I call him? Should I not? If I do not call him, I will start the chase and he will be more interested in me. If I do, he thinks I'm a possessive girl trying to 'chase him. Oh, what move in the game should I play?" Another game is the "Kissing Game." The questions most commonly asked are: Should I make a move now? When should I make it? When do I let him or her kiss me? Those are few examples of the "Games of Love," which should be really be called "The Play of Emotions - a play most likely to get burned in." So, what's the point in getting us burned in this troublesome dating phenomenon? Well to start out, there aren't all negative parts in dating, and people date to find love and their soul mate to share their lives with them on earth, the process can get very exciting and fun. For instance, the girl gets ready to meet her date. She is in her new beautiful, red, faltering dress. The boy is at the door with flowers. The girl gets all nervous and excited while she quickly checks in the mirror, makes final touch-ups, and opens the door with a gleaming smile towards her date. She and her date drive to a movie and share a hopefully interesting conversation. They have a fun time hopefully as they "accidentally" brushed each other's hands. The excitement begins when they go through the different stages of dating: attraction, uncertainty, exclusivity, intimacy, and engagement. When we find the right mate, we end up rejoicing for the discovery of love.

Happy life

  Happiness is the goal of all people and all wish to live a happy life. But what does happy life mean? The idea of a happy life differs from man to man. Some people think that happiness lies in luxurious living. So, they spend a lot of money over it.I think, happiness lies in living a plain life within one's own means. If you follow the dictum 'cut you coat according to your cloth' and live within your own means, you will not need to trouble your head to get a loan of money or to pay back loan. Besides, you will not be a parasite or a dependent on others and your free mind will bring you immense happiness.

christmas

   Who can argue about Christmas not being the best time of the year. Yes, Christmas triggers strong emotions which many cannot ignore. From emotion of love to the emotion of pity; Christmas never fails to bring it out. Christmas is the magic that everyone believes in. From little children who stay up in the wee night of Christmas Eve to hear Santa’s sleigh to adults whose hopes and dreams were once shattered are restored. Christmastime was always a magical time of year for me. The beautifully decorated shopping malls, with toys everywhere you looked, always fascinated me. And the houses, with the way their lights would glow upon the glistening snow at night, always seemed to calm me. But decorating the Christmas tree and falling asleep underneath the warm glow of the lights, in awe that Santa Claus would soon be there, was the best part of it all. As a child, these things enchanted me. Sure, the presents were great, but the excitement and mystery of Christmas; I loved most of all. Believing…that’s what it was all about. Believing there really was a Santa and waking up Christmas morning, realizing he’d come, as my sleepy eyes focused on all the fancily wrapped presents before me. How wonderful it would be to relive the magic of Christmas.

wHat is love?

  Speaking of  Love.What is love? Love is a very special and meaningful word to each human being. Each human being has his/her own thoughts about love to guide himself/herself to land safely and smoothly into the kingdom of  Love. Without this preconceived idea of love, people would be acting like a blind person searching for the light with thousand of obstacles in front of him.What is Love?. I know this question exists in each human being's mind including myself. If not it is still waiting to be discovered deeply in your heart.What is Love? Love: What is it. Love, what is it. To many people love means many things. To others, to love is to place their happiness in one another. Others love can be how they feel about that special someone. I'm not talking about the fatherly love or that motherly love. I'm talking about the love that you feel towards someone. That special someone that you could possibly spend the rest of your life with. Webster defines love as a strong feeling of attraction resulting from sexual desire; enthusiasm or fondness.

break up

 Once in a person's lifetime, everyone finds this one perfect person whom they fall hopelessly in love with and live happily ever after. That is a mere fallacy, in the real world this simply does not happen. Yes, people do have common interests and therefore develop romantic involvement, but it is basic common sense that these relationships have a life span and simply cannot last. Real life relationships are definitely more like "The Real World" rather than "Romeo and Juliet". Romanticism is wonderful in itself, and thus two people can live in heavenly bliss, but it all must come to an end somehow. It is a fact of life that couples do break up, and there are many reasons why. There are countless reasons, ranging from cheating to lack of sex to abuse, attributing to breakups. One reason why couples might break up is money or a lack thereof. If one partner in a relationship is always paying or keeping up all the bills, his/her partner just might grow tired of it and decide that it is a valid reason to separate. For example, a woman who is always lending her boyfriend money for his rent, car note, and social expenses will probably eventually grow tired of it and leave him.

friendships

Friendships are fun and make us feel special but it is also normal for friendships to be complicated and confusing sometimes. Choosing the right kinds of friends is important.

Your friendships are changing because you and all of your friends are changing. The teenage years are a time of physical, emotional, and social growth and change. These changes don't happen at the same time, or at the same speed, from one person to the next.

You might not have to end old friendships, but the relationships may need to change. You may find that you don't have as much in common as you used to. It's important to pay attention to your feelings, and to know what you enjoy doing. If your friends seem to be spending more time in activities that you don't enjoy, you may be happier finding some new friends who share your interests.

Some people are naturally outgoing and have no trouble making friends. Other are more shy and find it harder to get to know people. When you want to get to know someone, it helps to think of some things ahead of time that you could talk about. You may want to compliment them on something you notice about them or ask them something about school or an activity they are involved in. It may also help if you have an interest or activity in common.

There are a few things you can do to try to keep a friend even though you and your friend seem to be growing apart. You can try to talk to your friend about your feelings, letting your friend know that he or she is still important to you even though your interests are changing. You might try out something that your friend has become interested in, such as a sport or invite your old friend to share a new interest of yours. If there are one or two activities that you both still like to do, maybe you can plan to get together once in a while to enjoy them, even though you may spend more and more time apart.

 Sometimes parents think that a friend may be a bad influence on you. It is worth listening to their concerns. You may be able to reassure them about your friend or they may have observations about your friend that you have not noticed.

 Sometimes friends, even people you have been friends with for a long time, may begin to do things that you are uncomfortable with, like using drugs, drinking, or stealing. They may or may not pressure you to join them. It may be hard, but you will need to judge for yourself about how much time to spend with these friends. It can be difficult and uncomfortable to make new friends, but it imay be necessary and worth the effort in the long run.

It's not easy to lose someone who has been an important part of your life. But if you're feeling really uncomfortable with your friend, or if you feel like your friend is putting pressure on you to do things that you don't want to do, or doesn't treat you with respect, or makes you feel bad about yourself, then it's probably time to move on. Trust your feelings.

High School and College Life

 High school life and college life are like salt and sugar. They look alike but, in fact, they totally differ in taste.First, we obtain different information and knowledge. In high school, we are instructed with every aspect of knowledge and concentrate mostly on textbooks; while in college we specialize in a certain subject and should not to confine ourselves to the knowledge on the textbooks. We are supposed to broaden our knowledge by different channels such as doing researches and brainstorming discussions. In high school, we purely recite poems and formulas to finish examination. In college, however, we learn how to employ our knowledge to apply to practicalities. Second, activities held in college are more than in high school. For example, there are frequent sports games and contests that can be held almost everyday. Though these various activities, we can achieve happiness and knowledge and enhance sociability as well. On the contrary, at high school, activities are seldom,Third, although we attend lectures everyday in both high school and college, we have different ways to study. In high school, teachers play an important role in our education. We depend mostly on teachers. By contrast, teachers change into supporting roles in college. As a result, in high school we can get high marks by remembering what key points teachers have said during classes. But, in college we decide what the key point is, solve problems or find answers by ourselves. In conclusion, high school is a place to absorb fundamental knowledge whereas college is a place to learn independence. Study at high school and study at college are two important journeys in our lives, but the former is like joining a package tour. What we do and go is arranged by tour guides and schedules. On the other hand, the latter is more like joining an individual travel. We decide which way we go and what we like to do.

Stress of Childhood

  Stress is a function of the demands placed on us and our ability to meet them.These demands often come from outside sources, such as family, jobs, friends, or school. But it also can come from within, often related to what we think we should be doing versus what we're actually able to do.

So stress can affect anyone who feels overwhelmed — even kids. In preschoolers, separation from parents can cause anxiety. As kids get older, academic and social pressures especially from trying to fit in create stress.Many kids are too busy to have time to play creatively or relax after school. Kids who complain about all their activities or who refuse to go to them might be over scheduled. Talk with your kids about how they feel about extracurricular activities. If they complain, discuss the pros and cons of stopping one activity. If stopping isn't an option, explore ways to help manage your child's time and responsibilities to lessen the anxiety.

My Ideal life to live

     The ideal life I want to live is just very simple,ordinary but a happy life.I want to live my life to it's very fullest.I want to finish my studies,find a good job that suits me and be successful in whatever career I have chosen.I also want to meet the perfect man for me and get married someday and have my own family.I will teach my children to become a good christian and good citizens of our society.I want them to grow as a good people who have fear to God and have respect to other people.I want to live a happy life that God has given me.Because I always believe that God has given each one of us only one life to live.So I think we should not waste it and live a happy and good life.

I love dancing

   I started loving dancing when I was young.Everytime there was a dance competition I always join.When I was in elementary I joined the dance and cheers competition and luckily our school won the first place.I never stopped my interest in dancing.When I reached my high school years I've joined a lot of dance competitions.Modern dance, Dance and cheers, Dance troupe, Sayawit and the Philippine folkdance.Through this I've learn a lot.I've meet and found new friends who are with same interest with me too.I also became a captain of our year level dance and cheers group.I also participated during the sayawit which is held every year.Through sayawit we show our talents not only in dancing but at the same time in singing and acting too.When I reached my college years I'd also join some dance competition in our school and became the school's participant in the dance sports modern standard category.Despite of body aches and tiredness brought by dancing.I still do believe that whatever happens dancing would always be one of my passion.

Courtship

         There was courtship before, but now no more. Courtship before was very traditional. Men made a lot of effort to win a woman’s and her parents’ hearts. Nowadays, traditional courtship no longer exists for younger people, except for those aged 30 and above, who were exposed to traditional courtship practices courtesy of their parents. For teenagers, young professionals, and those who have no choice but to marry because of old age, going into a deeper relationship is a piece of cake. I guess this is because of the cultural change due to globalization. Love and courtship before was done through pamamanhikan and harana, but now love and courtship is done through text and chat.I know people who no longer believe in courtship which, I think, is wrong. I still believe in the old-fashioned ways, like when my dad courted my mom.

A love of Goodbye

I am so blessed I have you,

You make me feel special like no one else can do,

I'd hoped that I've done the same for you,

But I'm sorry I didn't even bothered to say ''I Love You''.

You know I didn't like you from the very start,

But the things you've done really captured my heart,

And even though we are destined to be apart,

In my life you're still one of the most important part.

I admit that I really loved you,

That is why I find it hard to forget you,

And now it's too late to let you know,

That I feel stupid for letting you go.

Everytime I remember the moments we've shared together,

I'm always be thankful for the love you share,

Now I know that we're not really meant for each other,

And I'm glad you've found someone who could love you better.

I know that in love we can't avoid to cry,

And in love we can't avoid to die,

But there's one thing that I cannot deny,

Love is the reason behind that goodbye.

What makes me fall in love

      Let's look love like a body of water.To reach the deep end,you must first travel through the shallow end.With that in mind,I feel that initially there has to be physical attraction.It is also important to like the man before you can really love him.I think when it all comes down to it,what makes me fall in love with a guy is being able to talk with him.I fall in love with someone who can make me laugh,who always makes me smile the moment I hear his voice or see his face,who can make me forget everything else going on around me.His presence alone is enough to make me feel like the most special and the most important person in the world.I want a man who will shower me love.Convince me he is the most perfect man on earth created perfectly just for me.And someday I hope I can find one.

It's too late

For all those times we we're together,

We both shared our tears and laughter,

I thought our relationship was already stronger,

But sadly it won't last any longer.

You always say you love me.

You used to hug me so tightly.

I thought you're the one for me.

And I'd never expect to be hurt so badly.

It so hard to admit that I'm crying,

And deep inside my heart is aching,

I can't believe that this is what I got in loving,

And it feels like this pain is unending.

Every drop of tears falling from my eyes,

Let me show the true meaning of sacrifice,

But there's one thing I've realize,

I shouldn't listen to all your lies.

Now it's too late for you to be sorry,

There's so many hurts you've given me,

I've waited so long for you to really  love me,

But I guess your not really the one meant for me.

GOODBYE

As time slowly passes by,All my dreams seems to fly,

Even though how hard I try,I realized our love was a big lie.

This love gave me unending pain,It almost destructed every part of my brain,

Loving you have drived me insane,And my heart had no chance to complain.

As I hear my heart slowly beating,I just can't stop the tears from falling,

My heart just only keeps on bleeding,Because I feel that soon your be leaving.

You're not the same person I've known before,You just keep on loving yourself much more.

I accept the fact that you don't love me no more,And I'm ready if you wanna walked out my door.

Now I'm trying hard to move on.Trying to believe that my life still goes on.

My love for you will soon be gone,But it will take long to forget all you've done.

If time will come that I'll see you again,Maybe that time I won't feel any pain,

I've loved you once and never again,And I promised in my heart I won't let you in.

Now it's time for me to moved on,Hoping I'll forget you really soon,

Someday,someone will come for a reason,And he will help me to forget you and move on.

By that time,my feelings for you will die,No more pains,heartaches and a big lie,

And I'll be happy when time slowly passes by,With someone I love who helped me to forget and say "goodbye".

  

FIRST LOVE and TRUE LOVE

First Love

              -Like the old saying goes,there's always something about your first love.So what is it actually?First love is when you feel deep passionate towards him/her.And that you are willing to give away your virgin love to him/her.And your mind,thoughts and heart melt just by his/her presence. 

True Love

              -What does true love mean anyway?All I can say is that it is a deep feeling of passion for someone that you care about most.It is also in which you try to show your affection towards him/her. This makes you an extrovert rather being a ''me"type of person.True love is also when you accept him/her as themselves.Although he/she accept you as you are,it doesn't mean you don't have to change.Just change to suit the time and need.This is essential to maintain a healthy and long lasting relationship.